"You're not even like a normal weird..."

claricechiarasorcha:

Matt, you can’t be a pornstar, honey. You have enough limbs flailing around as it is. SOMEONE MIGHT LOSE AN EYE, BY GOD, PUT THAT BACK IN YOUR PANTS.

erebusodora:

It was very wise of you to decide to return. (…) There was something inappropriate in your absence.
- Max Frei, ‘The Volunteers of Eternity’.



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FIX-IT (fandom term, adj.) - a descriptive epithet for a fan fiction, that fixes something in original, canon version of…

I just don’t even have the breath to whine about sauce anymore

I just don’t even have the breath to whine about sauce anymore

iamabagfullofcats:

hotsauceweird:

psst. pssssssssssst.

Hey Mack.

Hey.

Lookeet.

fjdsia;lkgh;eowiJGHDSAO;LKAHGN;AOWLKDEGNH;AOLKDSJN;OAD THAT IS UNFAIR

Probably a little bit but it could be worse. I could have written some awfully dirty story, instead I just opted to let you imagination run

suzybishop:

Idris Elba for GQ Britain June 2012

erebusodora:

The final countdown.Just because it’s time to announce it.Unfinished sketches as teasers: yes, I can do that ;3

erebusodora:

The final countdown.
Just because it’s time to announce it.
Unfinished sketches as teasers: yes, I can do that ;3

psst. pssssssssssst.

Hey Mack.

Hey.

Lookeet.

e!

ARE YOU ONLINE? I'M SKYPING YOU AND ALL I'M GETTING ARE THE SPINNY CIRCLES

Sorry. I’m probably still signed in on the other comp, been at dos all day

babybritainx:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads: 
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

babybritainx:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day

The text reads: 

“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”