Matt, you can’t be a pornstar, honey. You have enough limbs flailing around as it is. SOMEONE MIGHT LOSE AN EYE, BY GOD, PUT THAT BACK IN YOUR PANTS.
It was very wise of you to decide to return. (…) There was something inappropriate in your absence.
- Max Frei, ‘The Volunteers of Eternity’.
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FIX-IT (fandom term, adj.) - a descriptive epithet for a fan fiction, that fixes something in original, canon version of…
psst. pssssssssssst.
Hey Mack.
Hey.Lookeet.
fjdsia;lkgh;eowiJGHDSAO;LKAHGN;AOWLKDEGNH;AOLKDSJN;OAD THAT IS UNFAIR
Probably a little bit but it could be worse. I could have written some awfully dirty story, instead I just opted to let you imagination run
The final countdown.
Just because it’s time to announce it.
Unfinished sketches as teasers: yes, I can do that ;3
Sorry. I’m probably still signed in on the other comp, been at dos all day
JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads:
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”



